Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Monday, November 9, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
ONCE AGAIN! My shelved LP from Man Bites Dog records (get Copyrights & Empuls shit btw) for free download! Just get a taste- finna repost a bunch of shit due to wack ass zshare's limitations! Mediafire.com is basically my shit!
Want to hear some early Oddissee tracks? How about some old Flex Mathews? Yes, of course you do- my boy Cagsta released this jawn 'bout '04 or so, now he's all wifed & seeded up with a good-ass job and all that but I wanted heads to hear Cagsta & Oddisee back in the days! I aint got all the track names, because I no longer have the original CD, but fuck it-DMV STAND UP!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Step 1Get a rap name. Names like Sean Combs (Diddy) or Shawn Carter (Jay-Z) just don't fly in the rap world. Think of a rap name that incorporates something from your name, lifestyle or biography to add a little mystique to your persona. Think edgy and catchy to find the right name.
Step 2Hone your battle skills. Rap battling is one of the best ways to innovate new beats and lyrics in a pressured environment. Many of the top rappers started out as master battlers, so start battling in your community to get your lyrics rolling off your tongue.
Step 3Make a demo tape. You can rent a public studio for a fairly reasonable amount of money to lay some tracks down. Get a solid mix tape and use your friends and family as a test audience. If you know some other aspiring rappers, ask for help in the production of the tape.
Step 4Publicize your material. Give your demo tape out to as many people as possible. Try attending rap events and clubs where you can drop your tape off with the MC and DJ. Also, take advantage of Internet outlets like MySpace and YouTube to get your name and style out there.
Step 5Keep going even when it seems like the odds are stacked against you. Not only did it take most successful rappers much longer to reach their goals than they initially thought, but many of their most difficult times produced their best material. Stay in it, keep innovating beats and rhythms and take heart in the process of becoming a hip hop success.
AND: (if you cant see it hit the link at the bottom!)
How to Become a Good Freestyle Rapper -- powered by eHow.com
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Off Da Wall's Tracks 96-97 Better quality & the track "Get Bizzy"
Trybe of 312/PDP associated Producer Falside hit you with "Bugs In Ya Teef" Beat sampler:
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Knowledge of Off Da Wall's project "I Mean What I Say" released a few years ago. Featuring production from Unknown Entity from Rockville, MD & vocals from Agallah, Ransom, & others. Knowledge is a wild-out head and all that know him can say no less. He's rare amongst battle-heads and has taken out highly prolific cats like Juice, Griffen, as well as others from NYC & DMV area.
Friday, June 12, 2009
This particular post is mainly for those of you who DO NOT know WTF your doing. I turned to some of my Twitter followers for help about this post, as I am not sure what it is that your NOT supposed to do. I can be of more help when it comes to telling u what you NEED to do when slurping the juices out of your partner. READ & LEARN ladies (& my homosexual followers).
5 things: You DO NOT do while sucking his dick.
01. Stop Suckin to Get Air. Breathe thru ur Nostrils Bitch.
02. ask can they stop. wtf? baby suck it till i cum
03. Spit and Miss // Sneezing
04. Dry mouth -- improper lubrication can lead to pain.
05. DO NOT try to "chew" his dick. Dont take the word CHEW 2 literal.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Off Da Wall Crew -Dread Mighty, Knowledge, Raf, Powerful, Tryflyn, Ray Gunnz, Lo Key & Lord Original of which Knowledg, DM, & Raf are the MC's & producers of a dynamic crew that did this 1996/1997 demo for Chrysalis Records. Many of the songs are lost but the three here are digital copies of the tapes made after DM's release from prison.
This is Raf's EP "Last Man Standing". Off Da Wall crew-Knowledge (formerly Smoove One), Dread Mighty (formerly Sine) & Raf (formerly Remraf) are a prolific and dynamic rap group from Chicago known for battling, and writing. We had a few deals both as ODW and as individuals both on major and indie labels and have performed all across the US (and outside!) alongside golden agers & new school heads.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
You're about to download a mass of MC's from the most historic single crew in Chicago; The Cold Ass Brothers Crew. Since 1986, for Grafitti, Bboying, MCing, DJaying, Producing, even lifestyle & trendsetting CAB Crew or the Trybe of 312 has had a presence in Chicago's Hip Hop scene. These days we're branched out globally and nationally, with several "on the verge" musicians & a few well-known visual artists, such as Griffen, Des1ne, Rashid Johnson, & Chris Vermillion to name a few.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Dread Mighty's shelved release: Low Budget Sabotage, feat, Damu cuttin' and a track, and Infinito on "Girl Song" and includes the video "Take Yo Vee's" produced by Damu!
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Happy birthday Mary!~
If you rest in DC and you aint been to Cakes and Kisses:
Cake and Kisses Party - March 5th from DC Rap on Vimeo.
If you in NYC and pissed you can't get to Cake and Kisses- don't sweat it...i';s COMING!
Last but not least: VOTE!!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
The vegetarian group PETA one time tried to establish the catchprase "We PETA the fool who eats animals." Upon learning of this blatant theft of his catch phrase, Mr. T founded McDonalds.
There is a 11th commandment, edited out of the Bible, that says "None of the above applies to Mr. T."
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.
Originally the A-Team was named T-Team and consisted of Mr. T and six of his genetically engineered clones driving around in a van made of pure gold. Producers changed the format after every criminal known to man was killed in the pilot episode.
Most people believe the chemical formula for what sustains life is H2O, when in fact it is MrT + 2JPf. The ionic bond between JibbaJabba and PityingFools is so great that if one attempts to split that molecule, Chuck Norris jumps from a flaming truck and roundhouse kicks that person in the teeth.
Mr. T invented Asian people, because he thinks they're cute and don't take up much room.
The reason there are no known photographs in existence of a young Mr. T is that he is over 835 years old, and therefore pre-dates cameras. His age is attributed to Death being too scared of Mr. T to come for him. He tried once, but was pitied like a fool, so went looking instead for the next 'T' in his book, Thomas Beckett.
Mr. T once had so many fools to pitty that he didn't know what to do with them all. So he created Chuck Norris, from one of his ribs and a pound of gold, to roundhouse kick the surplus of fools in the face.
Mr. T got all of his golden jewelry from defeating Misters A through S in hand-to-hand combat and collecting it off of their dead remains. Kinda like that movie "The One", only except there's a lot less jibba jabba and fewer fools.
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. But also remember that you can't do shit, because Mr. T is the one who starts them, and no one can stop that crazy fool.
The gold in Mr. T's chains is actually 48 carat gold. It is the purest element in the universe and was made by King Midas. Only Mr. T can touch 48 carat gold without being vaporzied instantly.
Mr. T knows the muffin man; he had sex his wife.
Mr T. is in fact 120 feet tall, breathes fire, and pisses liquid gold. but since no human on earth can comprehend his awsomeness, he formed a man out of gold, rock, and c-4 explosives to pity us all.
Small animals find Mr. T irresistable and can be found playing in his mohawk. Mr. T tolerates them because "they don't give me no lip."
Mr. T's infamous catch phrase was misunderstood to be "I Pity The Fool" when it was actually "I Pee In Your Food". Mr. T then proceded to eat a bag of kittens.
As a kid, Mr. T loved to play the game of Hot Potato. Of course, he didn't play with a regular potato. Rather, Mr. T preferred playing with a live hand grenade. Mr. T pities the fool who's no good at hot potato.
Mr T defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Mr T loves you.
Mr. T was the only kid at his high school. His high school was undefeated in all sports for the one year it took him to graduate. This is not surprising considering he invented every sport.
If at the exact same moment, the same person was pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.
Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That's 100 fools pitied a second.
There is a commonly told story talking about how Mr T. entered into a Mr. T look-alike contest and came in 3rd. This is obviously not true, because nobody would be alive to tell the tale after the amount of pitying that would have taken place.
Mr.T actually came up with the theory of relavity, Einstein merely stole it from him. Although originaly this was called Mr.T's theory of relative pity, Einstein in fact mistranslated it into 'jibba jabba' 81 6.51
A random onlooker once taunted Mr. T. Mr. T responded by hitting the man so hard that both his parents died.
Mr. T once pitied a fool so hard that he burst into flames.
When asked what a pitying feels like, Mr. T responded "Rip off your own genetalia".
Mr. T's umbilical cord was actually a large gold chain... the medallion didn't grow in until he was 6 months old.
Mr. T's autobiography, "So Many Fools, Not Enough Pity," was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for its heartwarming and inspiring tales of Mr. T overcoming his fear of flying, and his battle with gold-addiction--as well the sweet tutorial on how to install machine-gun turrets on top of a GMC van using a welding torch, a 55-gallon drum, chicken wire, and skim milk.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
20 Facts About Mr. T
Every time a bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is
folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. Regardless of the
situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment that Norris
roundhouse-kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the 80’s.
Twenty-three. That’s the number of fools Mr. T has pitied in the time
it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T does not break wind. He destroys it.
Mr. T ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus … all the
caucasian people moved to the back.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through
Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of
the concept of infinity.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse because Mr. T is going
Mr. T coined the phrase “I see dead people” after the wait staff at
Denny’s forgot his birthday.
Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show “Where Are They Now?” was the shortest
in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds of a black screen with the
words “Right Behind You” written on it.
Contrary to popular belief, Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun
is afraid to shine on him.
Behind every great man there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. The ice age followed.
Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him.
What occurred next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown
ever recorded in human history.
Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting
If there is a fool in the woods and nobody is around to hear his jibba
jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.
It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
Mr. T once appeared on the show “Fear Factor,” not as a contestant, but
as a stunt. There were no winners and six deaths. Mr. T has not been
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Just goes to show-republicans are always right. Even though Kerry was a boob, and really, REALLY uninteresting, he wasn't off-point. he should have had Chris Rock be his voice to America...oh wait no-Chris Rock really would have been shot!
And I just wanna say: Chris, thank you for the horrible movies! I've not been able to watch horrible movies with (sniff!) company since my moms had me sit through Godzilla flicks when I was but a babe! I, I - I LOVE your taste in movies man!
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
I dont know how yaw see it, but regardless of why, a cop pulled his pistol on an unarmed, restrained man, shot & killed him.
I have to ask: Why did so many people find it necessary to begin recording? Will Oakland have to riot in order to find a sense of justice?
Niccolo Machiavelli (who Tupac got his AKA from) wrote in the Prince that when the public riots, they are usually right. Have you ever seen or heard of a riot that wasn't due to the mismanagement of government-especially of an executive branch of the gov't?
If this was in Texas, I would call for lethal injection for a cold blooded murder. If they could "prove" the pig didn't mean to, I could stand for a looong sentence from which the next time he is free, he will be speaking to St. Peter-which is probably the best we can get from California.
If these people through nepotism, racism, or bribery attempt to allow this man to continue with his life, I pray that everyone get's on the BART, goes to downtown San Francisco where the Prada shop & Neiman Marcus' are located and riot from there.
Friday, January 9, 2009
and other heads I've not seen in a couple of winter moons!
If you out in DC-I'm here, let's be there!!