Sunday, December 28, 2008
Saturday, December 27, 2008
On the real joe...what the fucks up?!? If one more person tries to say "Beyonce's a great singer!" I'ma knock they ass out!
Beyonce is FINE, Beyonce can DANCE, but her singing isn't the greatest. Chris Brown? C'mon yaw...get that nigga a lil more Autotune! Worse yet; it's not like hatin' on rappers who don't write but can follow the rhythm of the ghosts writers shit and pull you witha hook-if you can't sing and you're an R&B singer..? WTF?!? Fuck that! If you were butchering chords in a hardcore tune, or hammering eardrums with a bit of distorted guitar, I could forgive you-lord knows 90% of all rock bands' leadmen can't sing for shit, but could you just iono-stop?!?
Your lyrics are about fucking for money or money for fucking generally-be a gotdamn rapper. (That means any ballad where your car/home/jewelry/money are mentioned as a reason she's into you!) Rappers at least know we're assholes and have no problem with it.
The worst shit is hearing some cat who thought he was killin it in his shower while his boyfriend lathered up his nipples talk about how deeply emotional his new track "Broke the Emblem Off My Mercedes" will be.
Check it-Beyonce's "Put A Ring On It"? I liked the video. Two 32D guesses as to why. Beyonce running her pretty lil mouth about "if you like itthen you shoulda put a ring on it" sounds like blasphemy in my ears.
"So, Sine, who has moved you, you snobby little asshole you?" Lauryn Hill, Omar, Jessie Adore and the like...why? Cos if they sing to you live, they can still fuckin sing, and further-you know they feel what they sing about whether they wrote it or simply belted it out. C'mon y'all-I thought we all voted for Change!!
Friday, December 26, 2008
I realize I miss this place-alot! DC was hella fun when I arrived, for all my guys were already here preparing the joant for me!
it was like a Off Da Wall take-over! State & Madison, our "hood" was replaced by Knowledge's Silver Spring Apt, his Accord & my 318. We rolled through the area from stem to stern MD, VA and every District in between, rhyming & stealing in a drunken state (someone should make a song...). The women are pretty, with southern sensibilities & decent educations, and a whole lotta ASS...public transportation galore and they even said "wutup joe!" like we did in the Chi.
Talented cats like Flex & Seez Mics, Arda Mus, Cagsta yo-the shit's rediculous.
Even now with the empty ass condo developments, clean and safe streets I'm digging DC. Knowledge & I are hot-steppin through Adams Morgan, Columbia Hts & U Street with a little gin on X-Mess day with not a fucking soul out reminiscing and talking shit. All it is was a pow-wow session as to the new bullshit we'll be on or rather-stay on together or apart.
Even iller is my pops, hella old but still sharp-minded so we keep each other company. I feel a lil bad cos the cat's legs don't move so fast anymore and my sped up NYC-style step prevents me for being able to walk with him without feeling entriely too confined (not to mention cold!) and restricted, but I compensate by cooking & cleaning for ol Pops. Thus far, shits been cool. Went to VA to see Nakhi, Ayana & Aiden-Loved that. Hope to stop in Richmond or get Kiarri here to DC to really go out kicking it before school jumps off-this is definately some cool shit right now so I give thanks to God and all that!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
I was with my boy Ian from school aaaaallll the way in the back of the line when I walked up line to ear-hustle and BOOM!
Drew from X-Men (who incidentally goes to my school's BK campus) was chillin' talking to "The Twins" who did a couple cuts for Psalm One.
So we did the Chi-York & crew shizzle and I slid in right behind the Twins, called Ian upline and we ran up in that joint, alcoholism ablaze.
THe best moments were when the Murder Club reps got onstage
and as Mano spun, Holt screamed into the mic, jumpin from rap to some good-down home booty-house, of which i cannot allow myself to not boogie to! It was almost as awesome as my camera failing to operate!